Life Reflections
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· If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

· Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

· Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

· Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

· A closed mouth gathers no feet.

· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

· My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

· If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

· Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

· Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

· A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

· Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

· Men are from earth. Women are from earth, Deal with it.
TearsofjoyLife Reflections

· Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

· Men are from earth. Women are from earth, Deal with it.
Joy, when I first saw these lines I thought it had been DjB to post them. Emotion: big smile

It's the very kind of business she mostly likes.

Nice one anyway!

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Yes, it does sound a lot like what DjB posts. However, I got it on a forward just now, and decided it was too good to keep to myself!

Cheers,

- Joy

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That was a wise decision. Emotion: smile

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