A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks him, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with your mom!" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"
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Eheh. It does seem that she appreciated his loyalty. Emotion: big smile

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Good wife, eh?Emotion: smile
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She should have learnt where he had been though..[H]
Dj BuenoShe should have learnt where he had been though..[H]
Yep, maybe that was just feigned loyalty he was showing. Perhaps he recognised her and thought of a way of saving himself. Emotion: big smile

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YoHfPerhaps he recognised her and thought of a way of saving himself. Emotion: big smile

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hahahaa ı think so Emotion: big smile
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Dj Buenohahahaa ı think so Emotion: big smile
Then all I can say is: "What a smart man, what a smart man.". Emotion: wink

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hmmmmm.....................YoHf, are all men like that ...............smart & wily?? Emotion: wink
Love can change everything,

As long as you love is sincere, genuine .

Accountability is also a love ,

Let this love into happiness .
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