Tom came home from the casino one night and was met at the door by his wife. Much to his dismay she hit him on the head with a rolling pin?

"Why did you do that?" he asked.
"I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replies

Tom explained "That's the name of a horse I got a hot tip on." She accepts his explanation and apologizes for whacking him.

A few days later, she nails him on the head again, even harder. When he regains consciousness, Tom asked, "Why on earth did you hit me again?’

‘Your horse phoned."
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well, maybe she was an intelligent horse! Emotion: big smile
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The women always the same, so jealous!

What the problem in a little affair! Very poor man.

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P.S. I am not talking about a horse, of course.
MatressThe women always the same, so jealous!

What the problem in a little affair! Very poor man.

[w]

P.S. I am not talking about a horse, of course.
Ahem..if I say the same thing I think that people would have a very bad impression of me..
Nyla
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The women always the same, so jealous!

What the problem in a little affair! Very poor man.

[w]

P.S. I am not talking about a horse, of course.

Ahem..if I say the same thing I think that people would have a very bad impression of me..
Yeah Nyla!!! Completely agree with you on that!!Emotion: wink
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