WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE:Emotion: wink

A store that sells husbands has just opened in , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

REMEMBER: Greed is one of the seven deadly sins.

You have to learn to be grateful for what you have to get more. When you are ungrateful you end up with nothing.
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Hahaha! Weren't you in the same situation?
Excuse me Prez1dent, before I reach the last floor, I'm gonna make sure I've found the right man for me and he's gonna be the best because I'm bound to get nothing but the best, understand? Hmpf!
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Hehehe, don't pull my leg! You were looking for the best)))
PS Don't take it seriously!
Hahaha!!! You arrogant, naughty li'l brat! Wait til I get you, hahaha! I know a bit of taekwondo, wanna give it a try? Huh?!
Waaah! It would be cool! Beat me... but I don't know how to do that)) Hehehe! Maybe you'll go to Russia and try to find me? Huh?!
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Ah! Have mercy on what I can do once I've laid my hands on you! Hope your bones aren't that too brittle, hehehe!
Hehe they're strong! I don't think you can broke them, little fighter!)))
Huh, that's what you think...

Oh, hey, is this thread allowed for chitchatting?!?! Oh no, here we go again... tsk,tsk,tsk...
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