I dont have anti-american attitude but i think this joke is really funny^^

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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I gotta say, those Braille letters at the drive-up have puzzled me for some time.
I like it Emotion: smile Thank you for sharing, Singingsmily Emotion: smile

I remember seeing a quite impressive ad in the U.S. It's an ad for storage sheds, which reads...

[size=20]FREE![/size]
Stun Gun Or Wind Chime
With Purchase or Rental
[size=10]*With any purchase or rental and a copy of this ad[/size]
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Grammar GeekI gotta say, those Braille letters at the drive-up have puzzled me for some time.
Hey, Barb, this website is often good for a chuckle and an answer. Emotion: big smile
Okay, I'll stop being cynical now. Of course a blind person can take a cab and operate out of the back window. I just had it in my head that the driver was the one using the machine.

I have no problem with the handicapped spaces at the skating rink or rock climbing wall. Probably because some days I feel like my job is full-time chauffeur to my children, and I don't have to do the things they do. I just have to drive them there and smile adoringly.
"4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke."
Hahaha! I love it!
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Well, the thing is, I LIKE Diet Coke. It's my favorite thing to drink. So I'll always order that, whether I'm having a low-calorie meal or a high one.
I see no taste's difference between casual Coke and diet one. And 20-30 calories don't play any role.
There is a HUGE tast difference between the two! And there are far more than 30 calories in a can of regular Coke.
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