A: State your citizenship.

B: American.(pronounced with a Spanish accent)

A: Hold on there,buddy.Say that again.

B: I sed American.

A: I'm going to give you a test.

B: No,no senor,no need for test.I tell you I'm American.

A: Yeah,sure buddy.Ok let's see..Make a sentence with the following colors: green,pink and yellow.

B: Oh senor,I tell you I'm American.But ok,let's see...I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went green green, I pinked it up and sed "yellow!".

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A: Hey man! Please call me a taxi.

B: Yes,sir.You are a taxi.

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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!

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A: I was born in California.

B: Which part?

A: All of me.

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Teacher: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.

Student: I walk,you walk..

The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.

Student: I run,you run..

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hhhhhhhhhhhhh funny ones!! i liked the first one especcially!!
heheh me too Emotion: big smile
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY I go to the bathroom?

Little Johnny: But I asked first!

Sry but this was the best... Emotion: wink
ALL OF THEM are the best! [H]
But that very one was the best of the best... Emotion: wink
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Dj, you and YoHf remind me of the kids who say,

"First is the worst,

Second is the best,

Third is the ... chicken in the golden nest"(Not sure I have the last part right, we used to make them up).Emotion: wink

'nyway. IMO, the first rulezzz!

- Tearsofjoy.

ps: no offence meant.
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