Tips to marrying rich

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

  1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym
  2. Which age group should I target?
  3. Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
  4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)




  5. Ms. Pretty

    Here's the reply from a Wall Street Financial Investor:



    Dear Ms. Pretty,

    I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

    From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

    By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term ? same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

    Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me

    signed, J.P. Morgan
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WHAT A GREAT ANSWER!!!!!! Emotion: big smile

Julielai, thank you for posting it here. I enjoed reading the answer posted by this guy A LOT. Emotion: smile
Please, keep us updated with the new ones. Emotion: wink

I can't understand how come this Ms. Pretty can't understand "how guys decide who can be thier wife and who can be only their girlfriend".
The answers are so close: she just has to reread her own post, there are so many answers and explanations in it. Emotion: big smile
Those guys are very inteligent... they won't marry those greedy b*tches but just 'use' them Emotion: big smile
And that's great. Being at the age of 50, having a 20yo pretty... not bad tough
The answer is great indeed Emotion: stick out tongue
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Marrying a rich man is great if you both like each other but it can be bad to be abused or dumped but then many rich men screw around so have a prenup if you want a settlement on adultry grounds but otherwise hopefully he loves you and you love him then money can mean a lot more to you.

I love to find a man that is at least decent with no bad addictions like drugs, drink or gambles plus look presentable otherwise Iam pretty much open to relocation or willing to pull up stakes and make adjustments.

You can never take a man for granted like a washing machine in the basement, you have to work at keeping the relationship going, accept him for what he is and if he is married to his career as long as he loves what he is doing. Loving your career is very important to your happiness.

If the fella is retired or inherites his wealth plus has time on his hands,boredom does not have to happen and no talent is needed. Just living life and learning new things or creating new things. I want a fella that has a mechanical mind and is good with his hands. I have pool table plans, Do you want to make a pool table with me and shoot pool too? I have boat plans, want to make a wooden boat with me and go fishing too? Want to make a telescope with me and look at the stars with me? Want to make a horse saddle under a great saddle maker with me and stay at ranch for six weeks?

I want somebody who loves to learn new things or help me with my duckie business, Yes Yes, I design rubber ducks, go to mnartists.org and on search box look for Mari Newman then you will see my IDS rubber duck plus others, I want a very innovative, creative plus smart guy with both feet on a solid foundation and plans ahead and cares about himself.

MARI NEWMAN

HOUSE AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW
Not exactly. It's not the case that every rich person is as cunny as J.P. Morgan, especially when you're talking about offsprings of very rich people. Some of them are as smart as their parents, but not all, which means they don't have the ability to calculate so precisely, or they'd rather hang on streets or hit the bars. So the girl concerned should aim at the offspring of the rich, be cool, classy, passionate, and sweet-tongued among others things(being beatiful is always important, because who you'ar after is someone who likes to use his eyes rather than his minds). I don't agree that girls have to earn the whole lot all by themselves, they can just marry up througn classes, which is much more difficult for her opposite sex. So, just don't agree the answer.
Hi J.P. Morgan,

I am agreed with your reply to Julielai, but I do not agreed that your money will be there forever. In religion point of view, the earth is in health deteriorating condition.



Rich guys whom only know how to earn money without any ethnics or moral. Their fortune will not pass more than three generations. Julie Lai may sound proud of her beauty ,but you have not yet to explore her internal beauty.



She may be a very good wife whom can take good care of her husband's well being and household. She maybe even very capable to nurture kids well. Unlike most rich people s' kids are either spoil brats or with princess habits.



You will grow old one day too.

Juilelai may just would like to have a secure financial situation to fulfil her wife and mother role in future.

Good Luck.
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AnonymousRich guys whom only know how to earn money without any ethnics or moral. Their fortune will not pass more than three generations. Julie Lai may sound proud of her beauty ,but you have not yet to explore her internal beauty.
Really? When she blatantly said something like this?
julielaiWhy most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys