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ROFL,
Thats a good one
It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

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They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

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After Finishing MBBS,

Dr. Munna Starts his practice.

He Chcked 1st patient eyes,

tongue & ears with Flashlight & finally said

BOLE TO..........

Flashlight Is fine

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Like someone said..its difficult 2 understand GOD.

He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

!?!!!?!

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It takes

thousand

workers 2

build a castle

Million

soldiers 2

protect a

country

BUT Just

ONE woman

2 make a

Happy HOME!

Let's Thank

......

Our Maid

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When I call you

1 ring means i'm thinkin of you

2 rings means i like you

3 rings means i'm missing you

4 rings means i need you

5 rings mean.. Pick up the phone you Deaf

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Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar

Color no bar

height no bar

caste no bar

but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS

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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

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The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "I look in

the mirror & I see an old woman,face wrinkled,fat legs & flabby arms"

She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel

better about myself."

He thinks & then says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"

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Bf- sorry i cant marry you, my family memebers do not agree to our marriage
gf- Who all are in your family?
bf- One wife and two kids

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Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,

is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,

is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,

is a HUSBAND.!

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Thanks Eagle.

Three men, an Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''
Hi Anita,

I've read ALL of your jokes and they really are HILARIOUS, i just had to join!

(question)
When you're editing your profile, it says 'Signature' , usually, well you know what a signature is, why isn't it called something like...'Motto' or anything like that?

Thanx 4 any replys,
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