In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them. Hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys. The father replied, "Sure, do that before I kill them!"The mother went to the priest and made her request. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone. So the mother sent him to the priest.

The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"

The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing.

Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God?"

Again the boy looked all around but said nothing. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God?"

The boy panicked and ran all the way home. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief. He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble."

The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble?"

His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it."
i think God in my heart , in my mind

We moslim belive that if we haven't God , We haven't evrything!

why other people dont belive in God when a bad event taken place they said : oh my God

explain me
I think there is a misunderstanding here..We don't say that there is no God..Of course I believe in God too..It is just a joke Abbas..Come on..
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It is a very funny joke that is not disrespectful to God in anyway.
The joke is funny because of the naughty boys misunderstanding of the priest.

Yes..I think Robyn explained it very well Abbas..
to explane this topice need for longe time .......................................

but I'll explane it into two line..............................

you can find the God every where you go on. The God is in our sule (in our haert)................

In fact, we mintion the God only if we have problems.......
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I think that God is within ourselves. God is human hidden potential of love and creativity which most of them do not reveal because of fear of ignorance...
But the joke is really superb really Emotion: smile))))))))))))))))
Yep... I love it... Emotion: big smile
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