http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180
My results:
Edward D. Wood, Jr.
Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $36 million budget.
Ed Wood will get your film done waay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time for all the wrong reasons. Let's face it, your life isn't terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He's not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film even if you've never seen a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.

The incredibly boring Dena Jo
Email goes to denajo2 at the dot com variation of the Yahoo domain.

Plonk the bastards: http://www.panix.com/~mwsm/trolls.html
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http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180 My results: Edward D. Wood, Jr. Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a ... a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.

I got Sofia Coppola, which is kind of cool because I'm currently working on something that's got a bit of a "lost in Translation" tone to it. -ksharp
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11683900315001458180 My results: Edward D. Wood, Jr. Your film will be 49% romantic, 36% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a ... a transvestite before. He was immortalized in the Academy Award winning Tim Burton film, Ed Wood go see it.

FASCINATING! Thanks so much for posting this.
Here's what I got:
Ingmar Bergman
Your film will be 60% romantic, 29% comedy, 44% complex plot, and a $ 47 million budget.
Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.

And, um though I have always found Bergman far from my gave director, I can't say I disagree with the analysis!

Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
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By the way, there were some other stats at the bottom of the Results window. And I quote:
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 84% on action-romance
You scored higher than 22% on humor
You scored higher than 77% on complexity
You scored higher than 94% on budget

Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
I think a film of my life would be boring. Yes, boring. Just a string of fiascos. That's why I write (albeit with little success, thus far) to go beyond myself and my life, even if it always comes back to me like a mean boomerang. The only advantage to my so-called experiences is that I'm used to things going wrong , and that has turned out to be a useful quality on film sets.
My life

1. Born in Mexico. Most interesting event: I was attacked by army ants andrescued by the two goddesses in my life, Alicia Petanas and Angelina Solis.
2. Hated public school so much that I was sent to an alternative school withlots of First Nations students. Learned lots of fun stuff: wild edibles in the forest, how to make igloos, words and phrases in Inuit, Cree, and other Native languages. The school went out of business, but it was my only good experience in school systems. It instilled some hope in me. Otherwise, I'd probably be in the prison population.

3. After that: A string of dreary and tiresome ***-ups all around theworld. And now I am a chirpy, secretly embittered, nonentity.

I don't know about you, but I'd put that script in the dumpster (or, better, the recycling box, so trees didn't die for nothing).
The hell with Soderbergh. I want to direct it myself!

Steven Soderbergh
Your film will be 57% romantic, 22% comedy, 47% complex plot, and a $
34 million budget.Filmography: Sex Lies and Videotape, Traffic, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Erin Brockovich, and various other homemade independent films. He may just want to follow you around for a few months and construct a film out of that. Your humor is either dry or non-existant, but your life is somewhat exciting romantically because you're "bad." At least you'll be surrounded by the best-looking people who will be cast as your friends, who in real life are probably just as good-looking. Then when he wins the Academy Award for your film, he won't have to make anymore "Ocean's" films.
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Ingmar Bergman
Your film will be 63% romantic, 36% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $
50 million budget.

Your life will be portrayed on film as an intense psychological drama, likely with some actresses screaming at the camera (Persona), or maybe a pleasant chess game between the Grim Reaper and a Crusader (The Seventh Seal). This Swedish director's films are intensely scrutinzed and studied in colleges all over the world to this day. This means that most Americans still don't understand his films! Still alive, he released in the U.S. in 2005 his first film in 23 years (Saraband), and he can still take on one more project to make your film biography. If curious, start with his films Wild Strawberries and Smiles of a Summer Night.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 81% on action-romance
You scored higher than 73% on humor
You scored higher than 45% on complexity
You scored higher than 81% on budget
OK whatever
Ingmar Bergman Your film will be 63% romantic, 36% comedy, 39% complex plot, and a $ 50 million budget.

How come your Bergman film costs $3 million more than mine?

Barton Fink got written very quickly, in about three weeks. I don't know what that means.
Joel Coen
But, if someone did film my life, maybe Sergei Eisenstein. It would have to be a long, tedius, pretentious, and excrucitatingly trite tale that even the protagonist finds tiresome, drearily presented in the medium of film.

Wow, look at that line-up! Looks like we'll have to beat them back with sticks.
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