Aries "Okay, let's do it again!"

Taurus "I'm hungry pass the pizza."

Gemini "Have you seen the remote?"

Cancer "When are we getting married?"

Leo "Wasn't I fantastic?"

Virgo "I need to wash the sheets."

Libra "I liked it if you liked it."

Scorpio "Perhaps I should untie you."

Sagittarius "Don't call me I'll call you."

Capricorn "Do you have a business card?"

Aquarius "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"

Pisces "What did you say your name was again?"
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Q. Which one is most likely to say: "See you on the cable car in five. Don't forget the marmite."?
I think no one knows the answer to your question, why dont you answer the question yourself now.
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Funny Mike! LOL!!!
I'm guessing it would be the one wearing the Lone Ranger mask and Moon shoes!
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Take me to the moonscape Tonto Emotion: smile
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, it tells me you dumber than buffalo. Someone has stolen tent." Emotion: smile

I almost died laughing the other day when I discovered a very special Japanese word for a type of tent formed in bedsheets or trousers!
No Kidding.
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"What is this thing called love?"
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