
Below are a few examples of the newer, and worst, English pick-up lines.
It's probably best not to use them...
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
- I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
- You smell like my mother. I like that.
- You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
- You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
- When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away... don't make me buy another sock.
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
- As of now, my mother doesn't have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn't have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.
- Can I have your number so I can phone you and apologise in the morning?
- I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
- Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
- Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they've unfollowed me. Just saying.
- If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?
- You ever been with a webmaster before? It's like nothing you've ever experienced.
- Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
- Do you come here often? I do. I'm the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You're so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.
- You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.
- I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
- You look like my second wife, and I've only been married once.
- I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
- If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Face it, you aren't going to do better tonight.
- You won't regret this; hell I doubt you'll remember it.
- Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead?
- My name’s Vista… Can I crash at your place tonight?
- Hi, my name is [..]