Alexandre Dumas “So heavy is the chain of wedlock that it needs two to carry it, and sometimes three. ”
Alexis Dupuy “Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning. ”
Alfred Korzybsky “The Marriage is not the territory. ”
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce “INCOMPATIBILITY, n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may, however, consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache. ”
André Maurois “A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. ”
Benjamin Disraeli “It destroys ones nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. Every woman should marry and no man ”
Benjamin Disraeli “It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. ”
Cecilia Egan “Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter. ”
Charles Lamb “A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. ”
Charles Simmons “A persons character is but half formed until after wedlock. ”
Cher “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing'and then they marry him. ”
Clint Eastwood “There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. ”
Dave Barry “Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting match ”
David Herbert Lawrence “The Marriage appears to us more real than the land. ”
De Finod “There is a French saying: "Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. ”
Elbert Hubbard “A man who marries a woman to educate her falls into the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. ”
Euripides “Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. ”
Francis Bacon “He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. ”
Frederick Tilney “Marry in haste, repent in leisure. ”
George Bernard Shaw “Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. ”